Thursday, February 23, 2006

A big thank you to all my cyber-friends on my 50th post

Hi one and all in blogland!
I would like to dedicate my 50th post to you-
all my new wonderful cyber-friends.
You crazy creative talented courageous people from
all over this planet that help
make all this nonsense I post make sense
and whose blogsites encourage me
to be as daring as I want to be:

sweet Becky, honest brave Theresa, funny starbender,
fabulous Jasmine, kooky Captain Carl, radical Rue,
west coast hottie Ceri, lovely Lee Ann, splended jlee,
impressive ing, wild Jungle Jane, rascally morbid Misanthrope, seductive Ashley, Stately Lady Muck,
funny fuckkit, angelic Jozee, delectable sunny delight,
and the rest of the cast of social socialites
that bounce in and out...

You, are who keep me posting
and much thanks for all your visits.
Blog On Dudes and Dudettes!

Hugs and kisses,
Polyman2


Sunday, February 19, 2006

A 12" Doll!


Here he is boys and girls!
He's Austrian, he's sadistic, he's a killer-

and he's your very own 12" Hitler action figure.

Just when you thought it was clear
to
coax the Jewish relatives out of the attic-

he comes back to finish what he started!


Made of lightweight polyvinyl chloride-

one nasty look and he'll send your ass
packing
to the nearest concentration camp.
Have hours of fun; giving frenzied fanatical speeches
being treated with pseudo-religious adoration
and planning the rise of the new order!
(minus jews, niggers, spics, queers, those in instutions,
and all those of non- aryan liniage)

Amaze your freinds- persecute your enemies,
this 12" high life-like figure also makes a great conversation peice.

Hurry supplies are limited!

Call today: 1-800-sigheil
and rule the world!

batteries not included.


Tuesday, February 14, 2006

You Never Know!

Ladies..
Next time your getting
personal and
down and dirty
with that mysterious blogger
with that wonderful
sense of humor, incredible wit
and charming charismatic
way about him,
and
he says you really turn him on;
remember
there are many wolves out there
in sheeps clothing,
in fact;
some wear none at all.


PS...that's not me.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Who Is Polyman2?


Here it is folks, the story

you've been waiting for-
The story of Polyman2.

See his astounding life

played out on the big screen
by all "C" list actors and actresses.
Witness his Life in a typical american surburban
psycotic household
filled with smothering love,
outrageous hu
mor and shocking mental
and physical torment.







witness his loves,
desires, passions and
his need for weed.
Your shocked eyes will see it-
you stunned mind won't beleive it..,
Discover his lifelong obsession
for
laughs and cheap thrills.
(The chea
per the better)






See his amazing
downward spiral

into the darkest regions
of depravity.
Lost, lonely and vicious,
See how our young hero
gets caught up

in the sleazy world of sex,
drugs and rock and roll.






and his obsession with big breasted women...

















Yaaa!








and so...
where is he today?
What rock is he
hiding under today?

The animal.









Where is he?









Here's Poly!











In the sky with diamonds.

Saturday, February 04, 2006


Sometimes Mrs. Poly just likes to lie around.