Friday, February 10, 2006

Who Is Polyman2?


Here it is folks, the story

you've been waiting for-
The story of Polyman2.

See his astounding life

played out on the big screen
by all "C" list actors and actresses.
Witness his Life in a typical american surburban
psycotic household
filled with smothering love,
outrageous hu
mor and shocking mental
and physical torment.







witness his loves,
desires, passions and
his need for weed.
Your shocked eyes will see it-
you stunned mind won't beleive it..,
Discover his lifelong obsession
for
laughs and cheap thrills.
(The chea
per the better)






See his amazing
downward spiral

into the darkest regions
of depravity.
Lost, lonely and vicious,
See how our young hero
gets caught up

in the sleazy world of sex,
drugs and rock and roll.






and his obsession with big breasted women...

















Yaaa!








and so...
where is he today?
What rock is he
hiding under today?

The animal.









Where is he?









Here's Poly!











In the sky with diamonds.

23 comments:

morbid misanthrope said...

I'd pay five bucks to see that movie.

starbender said...

I want some of them diamonds!
:)

Tickersoid said...

Lady muck- Wouldn't it be fun to have beg breasts animated by poodle implants,
As it happens I have a couple in stock.

Lee Ann said...

I know most men would like to bury their head in those big boobs, but damn I am sorry....they are tooooo big. They almost look painful! I have to say, mine are not neeeaaarrrly that size, and I even get a bit of a backache every now and then. My boyfriend would probably love to get lost in them too.
Love that picture of you {{{{{sliding sideways all psychadellic!}}}}}
Could it be acid rain???

Polyman2 said...

Lady: In that case I wouldn't mind being a midget.

Morbid: A definite downer, but worth a 5 spot.

Icecold- Hey, thanks & good to see ya.

starbender, my freind- I learned how to share.

Hey steel worker, Hmmmm- poodle implants?

Lee Ann: If yours are close to that- I'd give you a hand anytime.
I've seen some skin at your site and
am deeply moved (if you know what I mean).
...and I am a child of the 70's prone to flashbacks.

Shannon-
You rock me babe!

Lee Ann said...

Poly, Like you have said, you have seen a little skin at the Castle. You have a pretty good idea that "mine" are not even close to that size!
You are very sweet.
Do you ever get any strobing with those flashbacks? *grin*

*smooches*

Polyman2 said...

Jas-
I like you topless,
and yes I'm all wavy especially in water.

Lee ann- strobelight, you said it!
...and yours are just right,
just thinking about those beautiful puppies got me all twitchy.

twitch twitch throb boiing!

Rue said...

yeah...you're just odd.

Theresa said...

You just wanted an excuse to post a picture of lots of women with big jugs.

Polyman2 said...

Rue-
I may be odd,
but I'm lovable.

Theresa,
Didn't plan it,
but why not-
their one of my
favorite things.

Trouble said...

Those boobs are scary. What percentage of them do you believe are actually real?

JLee said...

I want my mommy...

ing said...

Far left, middle row; anyone want to loan her some pigment?

Those poor ladies look like they lost their bathing suit tops. D'you think they have trouble floating and maybe lost their tops while thrashing wildly around to keep from drowning? Or are those things bouyant?

Theresa said...

Happy Valentine's Day!
*smooch*

Polyman2 said...

swiddle, ceri?
What's happenning mama,
where you been and what is this transformation?


jlee,
don't worry, Poly's here.


ing,
They should have no trouble, as long as they stay on their backs
and naked.


Theresa-
Your my special valentine.
Ma Ma Ma Maaaaaaaa!

Polyman2 said...

...and hearts and kisses
go out to all my cyber girlfriends on Valentines Day!

Lee Ann said...

Happy Valentine's Day Poly! ;)

ing said...

Happy V.D. & xoxoxoxo!

Lee Ann said...

I tried to give myself a hug for you, but it was just...bleh! I think it would be so much better coming from you!

jungle jane said...

fuck man. what is it with you yanks and valentines day??

poly, you are a total hottie

Polyman2 said...

Yeah Jane, I melt for you.

Webmiztris said...

omg, those are the grossest boobies I've ever seen in my life!!

Polyman2 said...

THANKS FOR THE MAMMORIES!
la la la la La La
la la la la la al
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.