A man falls in love
because he is horny;
a woman because she is curious-
both are disappointed.
When a woman says
I love you...
it means;
I want to control you...
If you hear:
Don't worry, I'll take care of you!
Start worrying.
When a lawyers lips are moving;
he's lying.
In war;
there are no rules.
In business;
there are no rules.
Most Americans value
profit over morals.
Most people have little
if no morals.
When you think you have them
eating out of your hand;
count your fingers.
Always tell the wife
she looks great!
Your in trouble when all goes silent
when you enter a room.
Always sound like you know
what your talking about.
Always look like you know
what your doing.
The world is held together
by plastic.
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Always tell your wife she looks great, how true, women, we love it!
I learned
the hard way.
I love you
(now, what are you gonna do?)
Good tips! Except the lawyer one, that's not true ; P
"Well golly" he stammered, completely caught off guard, jaw dropping...
"Love?" he mouthed the words as he stared at the ground digging his heel into the loose dirt. "Could I really love another?" he wondered out loud.
"Yes, that's it!" It was like a light bulb suddenly lit in his head. "Why the hell not!"
"Yes Theresa," He exclaimed, "I can love you too!" of course, there was a way- she could be his cyber-girlfreind.
He smiled and couldn't wait to break the news to her...
Awww,jaynesays...
Don't be so touchy! I know you do the lawyer thing-
Ich ben eina to jaynesays blog.
But you got to prove to me that liers, sorry, I mean lawyers don't exist to bend the truth to the point of deception for the benefit of their client for a certain fee.
PS. I hope this difference of opinions doesn't taint our new freindship.
... but can you really trust my love if I don't want to control you?
I am willing to trust
my instincts;
and they say-
you are the real deal.
...and to trust is to
surrender certain liberties
and reason
to the flames of passion.
but alas;
like a wild bronco,
I am uncontrolable.
Awesome! Did you come up with those all by yourself, if so you have got my respect! Although, one I didn't necessarily agree with, when most women say I love you, they are trying to control you, but not with all! When I tell my husband, 'I love you!' it means I want you to control me!
I love you.
**Clean my house**
Is my Jedi mind trick working yet??
Yes Becky,
it's all from my own
little male mind.
Thanks for the respect, it means a lot to me.
Hmmm, and I can tell you are a wild one...I hope the hubby is up to the task.
Nice bike laurie,
I think my wife learned
a long time ago,
not to even ask...
I can be a real jerk.
Blazngfyre,
All of a sudden
I have the urge to clean...
The Universe is held together by Love.
"flames of passion"?
"wild bronco"?
Wooooo!
I feel warm and swoon-i-licious.
Excellent tips and musings. I totally pretend like I know what I'm doing!
No tainting, dear. I have all the best lawyer jokes ; ) And as we all know many truths are spoken in jest . . .
Theresa-
Love and Poly;
holds my world together.
and you, my dear
are babe-licious!
stay warm...
Rachael-
looking good,
as usual!
who cares if you know
what your doing.
Jayne,
Sometimes, I feel like
my life is a joke.
Thanks for understanding.
"When a woman says
I love you...
it means;
I want to control you..."
AAaAaRrrGggg!! who did what to you to make you believe that crap? I have never said those words unless I meant them. A man you could control would be boring and waaaaay too much responsibility. I've always wanted a man in my life not someone I constantly and determinedly had to 'take care of'.
Bleck!
Sorry.
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