Your All Fucking Al-Qaida!

It's all legal, so Bush says.
Secret domestic spying is fun and full of laughs!
I mean, if you could, you would , right?
It's not like we're breaking the law or anything.
Besides, we all love a good reality show.

You got the boys from the FBI & CIA
rolling in the isles of their spy vans.
Quote Benjamin Dover, a spokesman from the CIA:
"You fucking Americans are so funny we just had to listen in."

Of course we're still hot on the tail of terrorists-
but what the hell, that can wait-
it's not like we're going to find
Bin Ladle or whatever his name is,
unless he's in Piss Ass, Arkansas-
so we might as well have fun!

And after listening, if the conversations are really funny
they go straight to the Oval Office.
Bush likes to put them on at halftime on Sundays games.
Then we all get a kick out of it.

Why last Sunday Cheney nearly vomited,
he was laughing so hard at a conversation between
Pat Robinson and the new Pope-
The Pope kept confusing him with Billy Graham,
so Robinson tells the Pope to blow him!

So don't worry people of America,
it's not like your Cindy Sheehan
or got anything to hide, well then... If you do-
we'll be listening.