Here he is boys and girls!
He's Austrian, he's sadistic, he's a killer-
and he's your very own 12" Hitler action figure.
Just when you thought it was clear to
coax the Jewish relatives out of the attic-
he comes back to finish what he started!
Made of lightweight polyvinyl chloride-
one nasty look and he'll send your ass
packing to the nearest concentration camp.
Have hours of fun; giving frenzied fanatical speeches
being treated with pseudo-religious adoration
and planning the rise of the new order!
(minus jews, niggers, spics, queers, those in instutions,
and all those of non- aryan liniage)
Amaze your freinds- persecute your enemies,
this 12" high life-like figure also makes a great conversation peice.
Hurry supplies are limited!
Call today: 1-800-sigheil
and rule the world!
batteries not included.
18 comments:
put me down for 2...gotta get my Xmas orders in early!
Captain- Hitler comes with all the extras you'd expect in a 40's action figure!
...and yes an Eva Barbie doll for the young ones.
ceri!!!! Hey thanks for coming back. All action figures are equal in my eyes.
jlee- on their way!. Expect a knock on the door in the middle of the night.
Ice- Your welcome. It's this years
cabbage patch doll.
Why does he need batteries? Does he vibrate? Is this a multi-purpose Hitler?
oooohh that's a very long pole he has shoved up his arse...
If you're not already, you should be in marketing.
fuckkit- Exactly, It vibrates, dices, splices, chops, toasts,
does windows, babysits and more;
it is everything you'd expect from a 12" Hitler.
Shannon- don't fear the Hitler- your blond, blue-eyed & beautiful in an Aryan way- just the way he likes it.
Jane, A pole? yes, but it never stopped anyone before.
Lady- multi-use YES! Oooooh.
Theresa, not in that feild, but I have dabbled.
I'll be needing two for when one of thems in the dishwasher please.
All of the uses and dishwasher safe wow sign me up!!!
fuckkit: smart thinking, don't get caught empty handed. Is that the same dishwasher the Captain uses?
Princess- my thoughts:
Whatever the Princess wants-
the Princess gets!
Jasmine,
I hear Bush has just licensed out his image along with Sadam & Bin Laden, as the 3 stooges.
I want one!
Becky-
One Hitler to go!
OMG, what is this world coming too?
Id only get one to light it on fire. Although... I m not sure I could get myself to actually pay for it, I hate the man. If my great-grandparents didnt leave when they did, I wouldnt be here now. This asshole killed a lot of people! I dont understand!
But on another note he probably needs batteries so he can order his owner to kill their family members. J/K!! LOL!! ;)
Anyways, I just wanted to say hello & check out your blog. I also wanted to thank you for stopping by & commenting. I m thankful for your thoughts!!
Take care sweety, MM XOXO
Very interesting! I kinda figured he would have his arm extended upward!
Mystical Me:
Yes, he was one demented son of a bitch, and the makers of this doll are a little twisted also-
but we can never forget the devestation caused by this demon.
I have ancestors that perished in
those countries far away and long ago.
...and I am glad you came by for a visit.
Lady- it is a frightning thought.
Lee ann: I wonder if he bends in all the right places...
Yeah I like that princess gets what she wants!!!!! Yeah!!!!
Captain,
Your one tough barnacle- he's no match for you.
Princess-
We're not worthy.
So what your saying is there is more than a barbie doll crotch under that coat. Does he have a streaker option for those who are only intereseted in the doll and coat?
Dorian-
He comes with a complete line of kinky exotic underthings-
mix and match
HA!
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