Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Honey, Have you seen my vibrator?

20 comments:

jungle jane said...

are you sure its not just a very uniformly shaped turd?

Becky said...

Holy Shit! WoW, That's a deep cunt!

Lee Ann said...

Damn, looks like that hurts!!!!

Polyman2 said...

Actually ladies, the recipient of this plastic wonder is all right now- thanks to an emergency vibratoscopy,
which, I hear is a quite common procedure;
Studies have shown that this happens to approximatally 1 out of 10
women worldwide. Doctors have reported finding cucombers, bananas, bowling pins, toy trains and the like lodged in inner organ cavities.
beleive it or not!

Jozee said...

God damn airport security!

Fuckkit said...

See if they'd only obeyed the golden rule of inserting thing into orifices and attached string to it first.

*tuts*

Trouble said...

It could be a zucchini you know.

Polyman2 said...

jozee,
that will draw a crowd.


fuckkit-
Definitely words to the wise!

Trouble in Shangri La;
now your making me hungry.

Sunny Delight said...

ya know I have looked and looked at this pic, and omg! I still cannot imagine it! There is a reason for a flaring end on most vibes.....and btw..hmmmmm my hair on your pillow, interesting notion?

JLee said...

wow...I'm a little squeamish right now

S said...

How could someones vagina be that big that a vibrator gets stuck in there? Just stick your fingers in there and get it out! LOL
Reminds me of the time I had to get a hip xray, and I had a tampon in there...hee hee, and the xray tech, who was a male, showed me the results of the xray, and there was that tampon as plan as day! LOL I was like, um erm tum tee tum!

Happy HNT

Izzy said...
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Crabby said...

Curse my aging eyes. What thee hell did you guys see back there?

Hang on. I'm gonna go find my specs and have another look

Crabby said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

Poly, how'd you get that pic anyway? hmmmm?

Polyman2 said...

Sunny Delight:
I guess she was just trying to reach that"hard to reach spot". And yes, Your hair is lovely.

jlee-
toughen up!

barefoot_mistress:
Remind me some day, to tell you about Regina Vagina, and how she got that name.
BTW, I'm glad they were able to take care of your little "accident". That thing would just rot and eventually kill you! Didn't find any zucchinis-
did they?

ing- OwOw ohhh eeeee oh ohooo!

Cyber Erotic- Yes, Here come the little tug boat up the old dirty canal...Open the gates!
and thanks for asking,
Mrs Poly is feeling fine- from now on we tie a rope to it.

crabcake:
I'm good with a camera. You know the lighting is just right for that 1 of a kind shot-
think I'll send it to national geographic.

OH, i JUST LOVE ALL THE ATTENTION LADIES-
i WOULD LIKE TO PLANT A BIG WET ONE ON ALL OF YOU:
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
THROB THROB

Rue said...

ew...ew...ew!!

Sunny Delight said...

really glad you don't mind my borrowing! thanks hun :)

Polyman2 said...

Hey Rue, Glad to see ya!

Sunny Delight:
I am honered.
What's mine is yours-
whats yours is mi...?

Jasmine honey~ YOU are the real thing!

I'm so happy,
Now I can change my posting.

Tickersoid said...

I know of a guy who went to A & E with a vacuum cleaner over his shoulder. The hose dissappeared into his flys.
Any one with an ounce of sense would have cut the tube and tucked it in their pants.
I always do.

Polyman2 said...

Hey Ice-
Great observation!