Tuesday, February 14, 2006

You Never Know!

Ladies..
Next time your getting
personal and
down and dirty
with that mysterious blogger
with that wonderful
sense of humor, incredible wit
and charming charismatic
way about him,
and
he says you really turn him on;
remember
there are many wolves out there
in sheeps clothing,
in fact;
some wear none at all.


PS...that's not me.

31 comments:

morbid misanthrope said...

Guys like that get all the pussy.

jungle jane said...

poly thank you for posting a picture of yourself. i love you even more. you are HOT.

Lee Ann said...

Oh, that is freaky to think about! But you are right, they can be just about anybody they want to be...completely anonymous! *eek*

Polyman2 said...

morbid: Yeah, especially at the
"all you can eat" buffets.

Jane,
cute. I am not hot but I think I'd shoot myself if I ever got like that- It's at what point do you take a hard look and say;
"Hey, I think I got a weight problem."

Ice- Yes, he has a tender side; tenderloin.

Oh no Shannon,
what have I done?

Lee Ann;
Hot young stud looking to connect with right lady for romantic dinners, walks on beach, hiking...

t_cole said...

very VERY good point you make.
and an excellent argument for never meeting anyone in person you have met on-line....

Theresa said...

Come on Poly ... everybody deserves to be loved.

*sigh* okay, I'm a realist, thanks for the check!

Polyman2 said...

t- Something I always keep in back of my demented mind when computing.

Theresa, You are right. After I posted this late last night, I felt bad for the guy and was going to delete the post.
(I do have a conscience)

This morning I said fuck it if he can't take a joke!

Fuckkit said...

That's him! That's the man in the speedos at the swimming pool the other day!
You should have said you guys were friends.

Becky said...

Ewwww... no clothes on either! Ugly naked fat guys!

Sunny Delight said...

rofl! omg! where did you get that pic? but it can so true too! nice to see you had second thoughts,it is sometimes hard to decide what to keep and what to delete, you do have a conscious :) as someone recently said to me,"everyone is beautiful online"

Becky said...

p.s. Sure it's not you! lol

Polyman2 said...

Captain: There's alway's hope for an action figure, somewhere...

Fuckkit-
You should see him at the toga party!

Becky-
You said you liked big romantic guys!

Sunny- Not as beautiful as yourself.
and just like in cars, most look great from the passenger window.

Oh Becky, Becky, Becky...
I thought you knew me better than that! My pic is on the previous post, in a wavy mood.

PS. I weigh in at 185 in the nude.

Polyman2 said...

Lady- Don't tell me you have meat curtains!

Jozee said...

Ya , reminds me of the 1000 lb guy they showed on Dr Phil last week . All he could do was lie on his stomach and type on his computer.
It was an oh my god moment.
That's why I only cyber with my boyfriend.
Carrying on an affair is so much easier these days!

Polyman2 said...

Jozee: I knew a guy that was so big and lethargic, he couldn't get off his easy chair, everything was done for him by his wife, he even died in the chair...sad.

Video,
...and don't forget about the odors-
poor beast.

Mrs. Poly says that when I die I'm coming back as the fat bastard!
you know, karma.

JLee said...

oh to be that chair....sigh

JLee said...

that does it, you're getting linked for that pic...

ing said...

As long as they pretend well, I'm cool. Charm, charisma, humor and wit should count for something. But I have to disagree with one thing; I would NOT want to be that chair. This man's charms reside elsewhere.

Webmiztris said...

i want to know who took that picture and, more importantly, WHY...lol

JLee said...

it's that dude's wife busting him for looking at porn in the middle of the night (maybe)

Polyman2 said...

jlee- Link me link me,


ing- Yeah, he looks like a regular prince Charming...
or maybe he's just hung like a donkey.

Webmiztris- Hey, a new face!
..it's either his wife or someone that is into extremely obese hairy men. Maybe he's having an affair and she wants the pic for her wallet.

jlee- Yeah, he's watching homemade porn, Ha Ha!

JLee said...

you have been linked! do you want a cigarette now?

Polyman2 said...

Captain- you may be a small action figure, but your a big man in my eyes.

jlee,
yes please, It was great.

Lori said...

that is hilarious!! and yes poop is poop spelled backwards, another good reason to love that word

Hill Billy Rave said...

That goes for us Dudes too

Polyman2 said...

Princess-
Love it!

Appalachian Intellectual-
ditto

Mystical Me said...

OMG, Can I steal this from you so I can post it about this last guy I was dating?? Id love you forever if you allowed me to copy to my blog. LOL!! Let me know!! Take care, MM ;)

Polyman2 said...

Mystical;
I would like to count you one of my new cyber-friends-
and what is mine is yours.

Hug, Hug.
Poly

Ipizudic: Welcome aboard brother!

(I like my word verification this time- how fitting---"nwawufu"

Mystical Me said...

Polyman2, Thanks so much!! I will use it well!! LMAO!! Youll have to check it out!! LOL!! Take care, MM XOXO

Polyman2 said...

MYSTICAL- i'LL BE THERE, MY SWEET

Polyman2 said...

Ashley;
He's all you'd want in a man with a lot left over.