Sex is good.
Blogging is good for airing repressed
sexual thoughts and feelings.
Do you think Adam & Eve enjoyed more
It seems there was an awful lot
of begetting in those early days
to populate the world
the way they did.
to populate the world
the way they did.
I did my part,
I begat all I could
in my early years.
How about you?
Any sowing of wild oats
on your farm?
It seems it's a rite of passage.
You know, the mating game,
hormone levels and shit.
Sex is natural;
No artificial ingredients,
additives, preservatives
food coloring, Viagra needed.
I feel sorry for those
who don't get it.
Can you imagine
food coloring, Viagra needed.
I feel sorry for those
who don't get it.
Can you imagine
Laura & George B.
in the sack?
Well, they did it at least
twice.
Well, they did it at least
twice.
It must have been nice
and repressed.
and repressed.
Oh Poly- Don't start getting all political...
Let's just stick
Let's just stick
and sex;
not just dirty old
hog sex.
not just dirty old
hog sex.
Sueee!