Thursday, April 06, 2006

This and That,

I like to be babied,
I like when a woman
puts her arms around me

and cuddles up
real close
telling me everything
is going to
be all right.

I have an
unsatiable thirst
for milk,
at times
I envy the insane for
their not capable
of being
held responsible
for their actions.



Sometimes, my computer
hates me and refuses to function.
At times, I feel that
it mocks me
in my inferiority.
Someday, I will have to
unplug it
and watch
in delightful
ruinous detachment
it's light dissolving

to critical
black.


My Mother-in-law
dislikes me. She blames me
for her own failure
and the near poverty
of her life.
She knows her daughter
could have done
so much better,
with a man that
would revere her
as the queen mother
she is.










You know,
you wouldn't know
to look at me,
that I am
getting happy
once again,
and it seems that
this
ugly winter's


well-intentioned
mock-heroic
suicide alert
has been cancelled...
for the time being.
Thank you
for watching.

35 comments:

jin said...

Hey Poly, my in-laws don't like me either, & I'm perfect...so what the hell? *giggles*

Don't ever worry about what someone else thinks of you...'cuz in Bloggerville we all think you're TOPS!!! :-D

Everyone agree?

ZooooM said...

I don't feel my computer mocks me, I KNOW it does. The passive agressive bastard.

Becky said...

Well glad to hear it!

You know, I'll just say this mother in laws SUCK!

Captain "Beck's Body" Carl said...

Arrrr.....gald ta know things are gettin better P-Man.......ye truly be a inspiration ta this scurvy ol Capt!!......now where do ay find a crew that will wipe me arse, while ay steer me boat........

rastaman said...

Polyman ... Rasta making a house call! tx

Fuckkit said...

Thats a whole load of poo done come out of that fella.

Shannon said...

Poly, my outlaws don't like me either...can you beleive that?? lol

It's fine with me, b/c honestly.. I think it's their job to not like you (even thou they probably do) they just like playing the role.

Be good to you, you create your own happiness. I am happy that you are starting to see brighter days!!

xoxoxo

Princess Lo said...

Yeah!!! polyman!! glad you are back to smilin!!! my mother n law didnt really like me either

Video X said...

it feels good to be babied sometimes! i like it too.

oh i'm sorry your mil has such a bad attitude. people like that are just mean and i hope you can just laugh at the nonsense of all that crap!

happy is the best! i'm happy for your feeling happier again...hopefully it will continue to get happier.

Polyman2 said...

Hi jin,
You are as sweet as all those wonderful desserts you make.

Zoooom- I may be paranoid,
but I think it watches me.

Becky,
My MIL is divorced, in her 70's & has lived w/us for the last 11 years in an apartment in the house. She is the babysitter, but the little Poly's are smarter than her. I'm always getting on her case
because she has no control over them and doesn't care-
Plus Mrs Poly's old boyfriend B4 me worshipped her, and I don't.

Capt.- You need a piss and ass boy.

Rastaman- Ireeee!

fuckkit- right,
She must be a good cook also.

Shannon, I think my father in law
likes me even though we rarely see him- he lives with his new wife in the Carolina's.
...and won't even begin to tell you about Mother Poly and Mrs.P's relationship. ARGGGG!

How can anybody not like you, and Becky, and Princess????? Then again, Mrs Poly is so sweet also.

Princess, Why can't we all just get along? and I'm smilin,
you cutie.

video- your the best,
We should throw a big blog friends party and all get drunk!
or how bout we all start drinking at a certain time and all get online together?
...just thoughts...

Mystical Me said...

Hey you, sorry I have been MIA for awhile. I do hope all is well with you. Dont worry about your mother in law, she probably likes you more then shes letting on. LOL!! Take care, MM XOXO

Lori said...

I'm glad I have no in-laws.
Happier days are ahead my friend.

Lisa said...

Do in-laws ever like their childs spouse!?! LOL

JLee said...

I like your style, Polyman!

Cherry! said...

OMFG!!! That first pic WAY TOO FUNNY!

Cherry! said...

Oh yeah and Pol, I think it's the law that the outlaws don't like you.

My new outlaws LOVE my ass, but in time it may all turn pearshaped....Watch this space!

I agree with jin: You're TOPS!

VA Nurse said...

My computer and my mother in law hate me.

I just wish I could turn her off as easily as I do my computer!

Cheers to happier times, poly :D

It seems blogger hates me too since this is the second time I have tried to post this!...lol

Dear Lord, make it the third time, I failed the word verification..lmao

Strumpet said...

I love to be babied.

I go through a gallon of skim milk every two days.

And, yes, I agree with Jin. You rock!

Also, I have to say, your idea about Bloggers all comin' online drunk simultaneously sounds like a kickass time!!

Polyman2 said...

Mystical,
She really is a nice lady, but I fear she's not all there- or ever was.

Hi Lori, I think it is a blessing.

Lisa,
My first set of in-laws were the best, Her dad & I would watch the fights and smoke cigars, while her mom would cook my favorite dishes when we were over.
Mrs Poly's parents are loners with no real close bonds to anyone. Sad.

jlee- thanks, my friend- your pretty cool yourself.

Hi Cherry-
Yea, I loved that cartoon when I first saw it.
I'm glad your in-laws like you-
it makes all the difference in the world to really be family.

Nurse,
Sounds like your getting a complex.
Hang in there, I like you.

Strumpet-
You are a girl after my own heart.

starbender said...

I like 2 be babied 2, but not by a woman! :]
How do U live with mom-in-law? Isn't that 2 close 4 comfort?
:o

Me said...

Ah, you poor ting, come over here and let me take care of you. But I am NOT wiping your ass.

ICECOLDCOKE said...

hello polyman,its the mad scottish block here..glad to see your back to your ole funny ways.that would be great having your tiny ass wiped whilst watching football and chowing down on a packet of crisps,alot of jobbies there coming from from the big chap in the photo,bloody hilarious..

hope you and the family are well and take care mate,cya around...

Polyman2 said...

Star,
Not that close, she has a bottom apartment with her own kitchen and bath. We live upstairs.
I'm gone from 6:30am to 6:30pm-
by the time I get home, everyone is pretty much in their places for the eve.

Well, well..
huba, huba,
Hey me-
Where'd you come from?
..and in my favorite
style of undress.
and yes,
make yourself at home,
I could sure use all the
oral stimulation I can get;
you know I'm teething.

Icecold,
Yea, Ice- that's a prized family photo, along with a similar one
of when I was 2.
Made them big turds
back then too.....Mama!

Ashley said...

Oh geez... She just had to go off an marry that damn Poly...

LOL. I love how people will blame someone that has absolutely nothing to do with their problems... I don't think the problem is mother in laws... It is more along the lines of irresponsible people who cannot take the hard truth that their life is what THEY made of it.

Oh well, at least they make themselves miserable and you don't have to lift a finger...

Glad to hear you're getting happy darling. Hope this spring puts plenty of smiles in your heart.

I couldn't agree more on the whole being envious about crazy people never being held responsible for their actions... If I had a dollar for everytime I've wanted to grab someone's ass and blame it on insanity... Well, I would be a rich girl... Luckily men aren't as offended by groping as we women are. LOL.

I need to go squeeze some tooshes now...

*gropes Poly* oops... LOL

Love ya darling.

Mone said...

For some people you never can make it rigth. Dont worry about it, be happy ;)

Polyman2 said...

Thanks Ash,
Besides being extra cute, you really are quite smart, but I knew that already- and thanks for the squeeze.

mona,
How true, no matter how hard you try, for some people it's just not enough.
Don't worry, be happy. Yes I am.

Shannon said...

Just doing a drive by...

::::Hello:::: =)

Me said...

I just changed my picture.
Meredith

Polyman2 said...

Hey shannon. nothing new yet- busy today at the shop.

me- Oh you! What can I say, I'm just another guy that gets struck dumb at the sight of cleavage. Nice pic.

rastaman said...

Used your comment as a quote, Polyman2 ... tx.

morbid misanthrope said...

I've no in-laws of my own, thankfully, but there are plenty of people that hate me. I suggest getting wasted and destroying something those judgmental bastards love -- a porcelain figurine or two, for example -- then, drinking even more and throwing a Molotov cocktail into their home. That's just me, though.

Let me know if you plan on having a bunch of drunk bloggers online at once. I'd like to be a part of that. You know, getting loaded is kind of my specialty. I have a problem; don’t judge me…

The King said...

hey man
if you want a laugh you could come over to my blog

http://cosamking.blogspot.com
might cheer you up
anyway, keep up the nice writing

Lucy Stern said...

Boy are you in a funky mood today.

Lee Ann said...

Yeah, what's up with the insane people not be held responsible for their actions....such a copout!
I think we should force those people to be accountable.

Polyman2 said...

rastaman,
you do me honor.

Morbid-
My MIL would love you, what are you doing on friday?
..Lately, getting drunk anywhere sounds good to me.

King- I like your site, many questions remain...

Lucy- I'm always in a funky mood,
but now I'm in a happy funk.

Lee Ann,
Yea, what's up with that anyway? Being insane is no excuse- I've used that defense practically all my life to no avail.