OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!That's right folks-
I'm off my fucking rocker!
I'm back and crazier than ever-
but who gives a flying Fuck?
It's busy, busy season
back at the store
and we're crankin!
Had an altercation
with a cocky contractor yesterday-
I was within inches of
sending him off to meet his maker.
You know- fists shaking
with fucking adrenalin-
waiting to connect and
all he had to do
was push one more button
and BAM!
but I think he
got the point that
I wasn't kidding
before fisticuffs, anyway
I am the manager...
with fucking adrenalin-
waiting to connect and
all he had to do
was push one more button
and BAM!
but I think he
got the point that
I wasn't kidding
before fisticuffs, anyway
I am the manager...
Oh well.
You've probably noticed
that I'm getting
a little more
personal lately-
Anyway, what the hell!
Life is short,
and were among friends.
I figure I'll just
let it all
hang out. Well...
maybe not all-
don't want to
embarrasss myself
anymore
than I have to.
Been a little unplugged
these last few days,
so please bear with me,
these next few months are sure to be
heavy
(there's that 60's word again)
and I 'll try
my damnedest
to keep up
with all my friends.
thanks for stopping by
and suffering through
my recent
boring ass tag-
sorry,
I hope you weren't
expecting too much
from old Poly.
Love Ya.
36 comments:
flying fuck! The possibilities are endless...
oh dealing with the public is definatly an interesting way 2 go, some people are soooo crabby! Makes U wonder if they were born that way! Hey~whatever happened 2 the customer is ALWAYS right? teheheee....
;]
Now taking the one and two spot...
I luv those pics! Especially the top one! hahaha!
;]
Hang in there Poly!
Remember, if someone really pisses you off, just whip out your digital camera, take their mug & tell them:
"You're about to be blogged."
Then make sure the guys family, friends & office gets an email linking to the rant/truth.
(Not that I've personally been fantacizing about doing something this.....;-)
Jin, I have been fantasizing about the exact same thing! I can only imagine the look on their face when I click that camera button. heh heh heh...
Polyman, don't you take chitte from anyone! I feel for ya man. Hang in there when life is tough. It will be over soon enough. And your last post was not boring. It's nice to get to know someone a little better.
LOL, there always has to be that one person you just have to work with who pushes all the wrong fucking buttons!
You sure picked out some beautiful pics to go with the story! Hope your feeling better now! If not, put on some music... everything is gonna be all right. I'll send some energy over the ocean for you ;)
You know you can always be yourself around us, we aren't here to judge you. Whoever doesn't like it, doesn't have to read it, right? lol... Poly vent all you want.. it's your blog..hope you are in good spirits today =)
Hey star- I was a phone guy for 25 years, selling to professional buyers in manufacturing. Now in managering a store it's all out there in front. My problim is that I don't take any shit and seldom back down.
Yea, I like the pics too. thanks.
jin- a great notion, but I'd be more prone to bong them on the head with the camera. Not that I'm a violent guy, Even with years of martial arts training- I find it so hard to be passive in the face of agitation- it's fight or flight.
Le Chitelier- Thanks man, appreciate the kind words of encouragement. I think I need to handle my stress a little better.
I guess murder is not an option.
the nekkid guy with the 'hair plug' is freakin' me out!
ALL RIGHT POLY,DO YOU WANT ME TO FLY OVER AND HAND OUT SOME SCOTTISH DISCIPLINE TO THE CONTRACTOR...CHEER UP MATE KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND DONT BOTTLE ALL THAT ANGER IN GO OUTSIDE AND KICK A BIN OR THROW A CAMEL OFF A BRIDGE OR SOMETHING..CYA LATER
Yea Becky,
Of all the people I deal with, there's 1 or 2 that really erk me. One guy was ordered out of the store- but refused to leave-causing a big scene. He finially left and I said good riddance, but he was back the next day like nothing happenned. God help me...
mone,
Thanks I needed that. Danke Gut.
Shannon, Yea, I'm feeling good.
...and your the best! you always put things in perspective for me.
It's my party and I'll laugh if I want to...
purge..PURGE Polyman! it is good for the soul. Just think of it as "free therapy" ;)
The others are right, blogging is a good way to get it out, and it doesn't involve murdering anyone either.
I love hearing about your personal stuff and getting to know you.
That picture of the guy that needs to plug in is soooooo cool!
Hope you have an awesome week Poly!
nothing wrong being crazy!!! it is fun. The ringtone my best friend has for me when i call says "i have also been crazy, that is what has kept me from going insane."
I hate dealing with the public. The patient is always right they say, but sometimes I just wanna scream "GET IT YOUR FUCKING SELF"..lol maybe I picked the wrong profession.
As you told me, just keep putting one foot in front of the other...and if people step in front of you...knock them the hell out of the way.
mistress,
Hair plug? That's great!
I'm freaked too.
Ice- Ha! Scottish discipline. That sounds great. Braveheart style.
...and I find the treadmill is a great stress releaser- 1/2hr on it
and I'm rejuvinated.
Thanks jlee,
Free- That's about all I can afford at this time in my life.
Think and purge!
Le Chitelier- I love to write,
Just am so fustrated that I have hardly any time to indulge. and I
love visiting all your sites.
Lee Ann,
You are the sweetest little peach in the orchard.
princess- that's good. I fear I've been abby normal for decades. As I get older I care less what other people think. Crazy is good, and I like a little spunk in a woman.
...so keep having fun!
Nurse- Like I said before, nurses are saints, I could never do what you do. It's hard enough dealing with "well" people. When sick, most people are pathetic, including myself.
That chicken pussy pic. to cute. Blogging is free therapy. Vent it all out and you feel better, I know I do when do it.
Aw... thanks Polydude! I like visiting your site too :)
freedommmmmmmmmmm!!!!
you tink oti da tread?
Sounds like spring has sprung on you big time! But somehow after reading your a-z post, I have a feeling you handle it all with aplomb! Loved that post btw :) but for some reason blogger wouldn't load the final part so that I could leave a comment.
You also seem to manage to find the greatest photos to illustrate with. You are a great read poly.
Very intense post. Don't hold it in. Tell us how you really feel. Incidentally, I love your wacky sense of humor (although I'm sure the incident with the contractor from hell was deadly serious). Just curious...where on earth do you get your bizarre photographs from - they're fabulous!
beadinggalinms,
I like to scream in my car, that works really good also. Sometimes the whole Poly family has a group scream.
Le Chitelier,
Gosh....thanks.
Ice,
Yeaaaaa!
otis,
What?
Ah thanks Sunny- Your the best!
...and I love to frequent your site,
you really get me going-
and yes Spring has sprung in Polyland.
Hey Nick,
Spent about an hour on your site today- what great reading-
The history of "Wizard of OZ" is great! and you are a marvolous poet-
Now that's talent! Also your stories are wonderful- Have to come back and read some more.
FYI, I collected pics from everywhere over the years before blogging, so now I use them.
I just think people in general were put on this earth to piss me off. Seriously.
I say go ahead and let it all hang out!
The public are evil and must be stabbed... Uh... I mean stopped.
sorry poly.
i say just slap the shit out of them and keep going.
that's my fantasy anyway...
Cherry,
I'm trying sooooo hard to be nice
to everyone, and that involves me biting my tongue and my lower lip.
E veeeel! fuckket, as they say on spongebob.
t- wouldn't that be nice?
Frankly I think it should be like the wild west- someone pisses you off- you call them out and get it over with.
The hair plug picture is too cool,hey poly i'm on a dry spell
can i borrow it?
Take care, man.
I'm so grateful my little evil job keeps me in a cube away from MOST people. The unfortunate ones who have to work with me generaly get offended in the first 10 minutes and run off anyway. I'm basically left to my own amusement.
Arrrr......love yer post P-man....that pic of the dude divin it ta an outlet is great....if the Capt could do that maybe he would have more energy ta get of his arse an blog more recently..........
Okay~what R U waiting 4? 60 fuckin comments! Get busy!
*just razzin ya man*
:o
Michelle,
What's mine is yours- I lifted it from someone else anyway.
Spg,
I think I have a new direction now,
thanks.
Zooom,
Having in your face contact with people is still a little new to me,
even after a year- but I try to smile and be helpful to others.
Capt. I know exactly what you mean-we do get restless out here
for new material...
Star- You made me laugh again. I guess I try to milk it for all it's worth. I am amazed by you guys
that post every day. I'm lucky if I can just reply to comments on a daily basis.
Sorry, I'll try harder..
Sorry to hear about the altercation darlin... Some people are just truly not worth getting bent out of shape about... I just like to wish hateful and spiteful diseases on people I don't like... Ya know, like genital warts or something that is just horrific like that nature. I guess that's my way of dealing with some people. I truly don't think that I have the heart to be mean with anybody, no matter how irate they have me... Irritated is about as far as I allow myself to get... Maybe I am just emotionally retarded??? I dunno... lol
It's a good thing that you're getting more personal with your blogging... I like to know the person that I am commenting to better than just a screen name and a picture. Plus we all enjoy reading your blogs so it makes it even better that you choose to be more personal with us... I think I'm rambling now, lol...
Take care Poly dear!!!
Love ya, Ashley.
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