It's all legal, so Bush says.
Secret domestic spying is fun and full of laughs!
I mean, if you could, you would , right?
It's not like we're breaking the law or anything.
Besides, we all love a good reality show.
You got the boys from the FBI & CIA
rolling in the isles of their spy vans.
Quote Benjamin Dover, a spokesman from the CIA:
"You fucking Americans are so funny we just had to listen in."
Of course we're still hot on the tail of terrorists-
but what the hell, that can wait-
it's not like we're going to find
Bin Ladle or whatever his name is,
unless he's in Piss Ass, Arkansas-
so we might as well have fun!
And after listening, if the conversations are really funny
they go straight to the Oval Office.
Bush likes to put them on at halftime on Sundays games.
Then we all get a kick out of it.
Why last Sunday Cheney nearly vomited,
he was laughing so hard at a conversation between
Pat Robinson and the new Pope-
The Pope kept confusing him with Billy Graham,
so Robinson tells the Pope to blow him!
So don't worry people of America,
it's not like your Cindy Sheehan
or got anything to hide, well then... If you do-
we'll be listening.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
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Lucky us the since the slots are online there is no such thing as a queue and you can play when you want. You don’t even have to get dressed.
Not that this has any relevance to who plays slots and who don’t. There is clearly according to the latest polls more women playing slots then men. Men seem to drift towards the poker and table games. But here is something us men have to watch out for, they are coming. And they are also coming in swarms.
And since we men can not do more then one thing at a time (at least that is what the women say) we are in trouble. Take Blackjack, they should be better at handling two and three hands then us. Texas Hold’em is up for grabs because of the pace and many factors in the game. So when you are playing against a women you might want to hold on to your chips (and maybe your hart as well) she could end up owning both of them. Women know we are simple beings, and do have this factor over us when playing face to face. All men are suckers to a nice smile, so in all fairness any poker game that has both men and women in it should be played online.
At least you will not be distracted by that nice perfume drifting in from the women next to you. It is so faint but a man has certain instincts and will try to get a good sniff. So leaning in (ever so careful) I still get booted from a game for trying to look at other peoples cards. And I had a straight lined up. Even the big smile I got from the women next to me did not really soften the blow of getting booted. At least the dealer understood me and just told me to take a break for a while. That is my 2 cents worth on the topic of women and gambling.
Signing off for now and heading towards the slots, someone told me there is a good chance of meeting women there. At least that is what they tell me on http://www.streetslots.com
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