Sunday, January 01, 2006

Polyman2's 10 2006 Dream Resolutions or (at this age it's no fun being good) or (How to go to hell in a handbag)

1) Drink to excess.

2) Eat whatever, whenever I please.

3) Indulge in all the sins of the flesh.

4) Enjoy a good cigar at will.

5) Enjoy a good spliff at will.

6) View obsene and otherwise objectionial material often.

7) Listen to whatever-the-hell music I choose to at the moment.

8) The same goes with TV, in the likelihood that something in that vast electronic wasteland would ever catch my attention.

9) Have less patience with nitt witts, in a kind way of course.

10) Engage in serious dialogue with those of like mind and similar high IQ's.


Barb said...

Ha! Enjoy life, absolutely.

Polyman2 said...

My dear girl!

theresa said...

Expect the unexpected from Polyman! Fantastic list. I wish you the greatest success with all your dreams.

Polyman2 said...

Thank You Theresa,
I thought of you
as I got down to #10.

Why be Ordinary?

Becky said...

LOL, I gave up completely even trying to make any kind of resolutions. Screw the new year anyhow, it is just another couple of days.... Damn, I'm being all depressing and shit I'm usually more chipper. I just don't understand all the huh-bub about new years....

Polyman2 said...

It's definitly more
a state of mind;
I think people screw up
so much in a years time
that they look to the "new year"
to wipe the slate clean
and start again...
but to no avail.

and I've been down so God Damn long,
that it looks like up to me...

theresa said...

Thanks, Sweets!
I'm very glad I wasn't on your mind for #9 ... although I definitely have my moments.

Polyman2 said...

That makes two of us.
I especially have
no patience for past
mistakes and
bad decisions I've made.
But I regret nothing;
for to regret one thing
is to open the floodgates to
regretting everything.
...and after all
aren't we a product
of the sum of all
our own life experiences-
good and bad?

honkeie2 said...

I think I will steal this from you and put it on my desk!

Polyman2 said...

I am honored
and humbled
once again,
my freind.

Video X said...

nice. those are some damn fine resolutions. i never make resolutions and tend to think they are ridiculous. but these will work!

Polyman2 said...

So far...
so good.

Jiminypink said...

Hello..(she say's sheepishly, a native Long Islander herself)What's a spliff?

Polyman2 said...

Ever see "Up in Smoke"?